Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Doctors Orders

Thursday, February 7th, 2013

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”

Job For Christmas

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

Our new Christmas video is here! Please share it wait an unemployed Boomer to brighten up their holiday season.

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That’s how he made all his money!

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

The guys were over my house one day tippin a few coldies on my front porch. My neighbor drove by in his new Benz and Bobby said “What’s the deal with that guy? How did he make all his money?” I tried to explain it to him but Dennis cut me off, started dancing and broke into this song! It was like a cross between a freaky Fellini movie and a Fred Astaire flick! Luckily Guy had his 8 track recorder going and we were able to capture the audio. I decided to add some images and preserve the whole unsavory story on video.