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Doctors Orders

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”

Sandy Jokes from Carla

Leave it up to our good friend Carla Ulbrich to come up with a few good chuckles courtesy of  storm. From here recent email…

The NY Marathon has been canceled. I guess the runners didn’t sign up for an obstacle course.

As everyone reported from Manhattan, people forgot all about what was going on on Staten Island. It’s as if they were part of New Jersey.

Mayor Bloomberg endorsed Obama. Democrats sent a thank you note to Sandy.

Governor Cuomo wants to now why we are having “once every 100-year storms” every 2 years. I want to know why they are still doing episodes of Two and Half Men.

NYC Mayor Bloomberg is now an absolute believer in Climate change. After watching Republican Governor Chris Christie praising President Obama on TV, I now believe in the apocalypse.

Hurricane Sandy shut down the filming of a movie about Noah. Guess all the wind, rain and flooding forced them to stop creating the needed wind, and rain and flooding.

If Sandy was a legitimate hurricane there wouldn’t have been a storm surge. The ocean has ways of shutting that down.

I think we should sue Sandy for causing early voter suppression.

Best part about gluten-free dairy-free diet: a big storm coming, but I dont have to race to the store for milk & bread.

How do we know the situation in NJ is serious? Carla’s email subject line included the word “gas” and the email contained no fart jokes.

Too soon? OK, back to being useful.

New Boomer Gig!

August 26, 2012
7:00 pmto9:00 pm

The Boomers will be performing live at Heritage Point Active Adult Community, Barnegat, NJ.

New Ernie White Christmas Show Venue

December 22, 2011
7:00 pmto10:00 pm

We used to play at the War Memorial every year for the annual Ernie White Christmas Show. Unfortunately everybody who worked there got fired and we were unable to use the theater this year. The Boomers will be performing their Christmas hit “Job for Christmas” on Thursday December 22nd at the new venue, The Hamilton Manor and dedicate the song to the Trenton War Memorial workers. The show starts at 7:00 and will feature local talent Ernie White & Friends. Joe Zook, Paul Plumeri, Lisa Buchelle, John Buschnell, Tom Reock, Mark Sacco, and a host of other marvelous performers. All proceeds go to local charities. See you there!

Hamilton Manor
30 Rt 156
Hamilton, NJ

Job For Christmas

Our new Christmas video is here! Please share it wait an unemployed Boomer to brighten up their holiday season.

Visit our Tunes page for a free audio download. Merry Christmas!

If you thought that was funny, check out the Bloopers video!

New Video

We’re having a great time editing the new Boomer video. I don’t know what’s funnier… the video or the out takes. I think we’ll release both soon. Guy showed up late to the video shoot so we had to figure out a way to get him in that made sense. Bobby had some trouble getting his hair right and Joe G sprained his back pushing the hot rod out of the garage. This will all make sense after you see the video.

Christmas Video

Boomers are shooting their new Christmas video today. Woo Woo! I tried to get everybody to come to the shoot by 9:30 AM. We’ll see. Guy vehemently told be that he “doesn’t do mornings” If we get the cameras rolling by 10 it will be a miracle! More to come on this exciting new project!

Cedar Garden Gig Moved to Thursday, August 4th

August 4, 2011
8:00 pmto11:00 pm

Due to the participation in the WMGK House Band competition, we are moving our gig at City Gardens to Thursday August 4th. Show starts at 8:00 and we’ll be playing our originals and covers. We hope to see lots of friendly faces at Cedar Gardens, Rt 33 in Hamilton, NJ 609-240-5014

Joey has a big surprise for everybody. He’s going to…. well I better not spoil the surprise now should i?

MGK House Band Contest

July 28, 2011
8:00 pmto10:00 pm

The Boomers were selected to compete in the WMGK House band competition. The show will be on Thursday July 28th at Top Dog 2310 W Marlton Pike (Rt. 70) Cherry Hill, NJ. The winner of the semi finals will go to the finals on August 25th. Tell your friends to come out and cheer us on to victory! Dennis is very excited about the show. He said that he hasn’t been in a battle of the bands in 40 years!

Check out the Radio Interview

Just in case you missed the Boomer Nation radio show on Sunday you can click the link below to check it out:

Boomer Nation

The audio link is below the Ramblings: